Thursday

80 46.



Apparently if you

1. start experiencing uber-dizzy spells and see black spots whenever you stand up,
2. and feel as if the world is spinning when you try to change your sleeping position in the middle of the night and it gets so bad you feel like puking,
3. and take your blood pressure and these two numbers appear after the final beep on the machine,

you're doomed.

Those numbers are evil. They trigger the 'crazy woman' gene in your mom and cause her to exclaim aloud and run around muttering to herself. That or she'll start handing out grapes and loads of raisins to you feverishly. Or both.

It was a miracle she didn't start feeding me like a baby with 'gaga' and 'googoo' sounds.